5 LOLs of the DAO
Unless you’ve been living on Mars, under a rock, with your eyes shut, and your fingers in your ears, you’ve no doubt heard about the DAO ‘hack’.
Yes, yes, I called it a ‘hack’. It may be a bug, or a feature, or whatever. All that is beside the point for now.
So, in the spirit of (perhaps) poorly timed humour, we at vDice.io would like to focus on the top 5 bits of LOL from the DAO hack:
Our top 5 LOLs of the DAO
#1. This comes from Verge magazine. Have a read.
Of course, Ethereum is not broken. The DAO was just a Dapp on the network; one of many. We Etherians know that.
There is nothing wrong with the EVM. The network is fine. Still, that was never going to stop the press doing there thing now, was it?
#2. The open letter from the hacker.
If trolling were an art (it might well be) then this paste bin letter has to be the Mona Lisa.
That would make the hacker a true renaissance man; precision legal mind, mathematician, solidity expert, hacker, programmer, night watchman of the coming digital apocalypse. But, I digress…
Who didn’t enjoy reading this piece of Smart-Ass Wizardry. While no one has confirmed it’s actually the hacker, the points raised intensified an already heated debate on the inter-webz.
#3. This Gem Doing the Rounds.
Thanks to crypto-comics for this piece of hilarity.
Social media was full of shameful joy from Bitcoin maximalists.
What’s the German word for that again..? Not sure. Hmmm maybe I can ask Simon Jentzsch’s mum. Everyone’s at her house, right?
Ah yes, nothing like running a 200 million dollar digital venture-capital firm from your mum’s bedroom.
Of course, an image says a thousand words.
#4. r/Buttcoin Never Disappoints
We’re crypto geeks. But, just like all of you (don’t deny it) we enjoy the occassional adventure over to /r/buttcoin. Especially during a train-wreck like this.
As usual, the Buttcoiners have not dissappointed. This title made us chuckle the most.
#5. No melodrama would be complete without its own Hitler video.
Also, some of you will no doubt feel the need to complain about this. It is the internet after all.
So, we suggest pulling the digital token out of your ass and meditating on this advice from the original DAO…
Think about it. 😉 Or don’t…whatever…shut up.